abbr.Laugh Out Loud 大声笑（常用于手机短信），League of Legends 英雄联盟

I just heard a joke that made me laugh so hard, I thought I was going to pee my pants."
- "我刚听到一个笑话，笑得差点尿裤子。"
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!"
- "为什么西红柿会变红？因为它看到了沙拉酱！"
Why do programmers always mix up Christmas and Halloween? Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25."
- "为什么程序员总是混淆圣诞节和万圣节？因为10月31日等于12月25日。"
I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down."
- "我在读一本关于反重力的书。它让人无法放下。"
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything."
- "为什么科学家不相信原子？因为它们构成了所有事物。"
I'm not arguing with you. We're just discussing two different realities."
- "我不是在和你争论，我们只是在讨论两个不同的现实。”
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug."
- "我告诉我的妻子应该拥抱她的错误。她给了我一个拥抱。”
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field."
- "为什么稻草人赢得了一个奖项？因为他在他的领域表现出色。"
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta."
- "假意大利面叫什么？假面意粉（An impasta）"
Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide."
- "那只鸡为什么要穿过操场？为了到另一边的滑梯。”