Chuck Norris doesn't clip his fingernails... he rips them out with his bare hands and regrows new ones immediately.
查克·诺里斯不用剪指甲...他直接用手撕掉,然后立即长出新的。
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
查克·诺里斯可以做除以零的运算。
Chuck Norris once challenged the laws of physics during a game of street hockey, and the ice beneath him melted.
查克·诺里斯曾在一个街头曲棍球比赛中挑战物理法则,他脚下的冰直接融化了。
In a game of Connect Four, Chuck Norris doesn't need four in a row to win... he places four chips in a single column and wins instantly.
在“连四游戏”中,查克·诺里斯不需要四个连在一起,他只需在一列里放四个棋子就能立刻获胜。
Chuck Norris can make a snowman on the beach because he's stronger than the snow.
查克·诺里斯能在海滩上堆雪人,因为他比雪还要强。
Chuck Norris doesn't need an umbrella in the rain because he can stop raindrops from falling.
查克·诺里斯在雨中不需要伞,因为他能让雨滴停止下落。
The North Pole isn't actually a pole... it's just where Chuck Norris stores his spare socks.
北极并不是真正的极点...那只是查克·诺里斯存放备用袜子的地方。
Chuck Norris once won a game of tic-tac-toe against himself using only X's.
查克·诺里斯曾经只用X在自己和自己的tic-tac-toe游戏中获胜。
When Chuck Norris goes to the gym, he doesn't take a locker... the locker takes his clothes.
查克·诺里斯去健身房时,不是他拿储物柜,而是储物柜帮他拿着衣服。
Chuck Norris can cook a steak without a stove, using only the heat of his gaze.
查克·诺里斯无需炉灶,仅凭眼神就能烹饪牛排。
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