He often made
sarcastic comments on internet.
他经常在网上发表讽刺性的评论。
Mary has a
sarcastic tongue.
玛丽喜欢挖苦人。
Oh great, another meeting. I was just dying to spend my day in a room full of people who can't make decisions."（哦太好了，又有一个会议。我正渴望在一间满是无法做决定的人的房间里度过我的一天呢。）
I love it when my phone battery dies right in the middle of an important call. It's like a little reminder from the universe to 'get a life'."（我真喜欢在重要电话中手机电池突然没电的时候，就像是宇宙给我发了个“活得充实点”的小提示呢。）
Sure, let's do it the hard way. I mean, why take the easy road when you can have a headache for the next three days?"（当然，让我们选择困难的方式吧。我的意思是，为什么选择简单的方法，当你可以选择接下来三天头疼呢？）
Oh, you're a morning person? That explains why you're so cheerful and energetic at 5 AM while the rest of us are still trying to remember our own names."（哦，你是个早起的人？这就解释了为什么你在凌晨5点如此开心和充满活力，而我们其他人还在努力记住自己的名字。）
I'm so glad it's Monday, nothing beats the excitement of starting another week of work that feels like it will never end."（我真高兴今天是周一，没有什么比开始一周仿佛永无止境的工作更令人兴奋的了。）
I'm sorry, did you want me to care? Because honestly, I've reached my daily quota of caring about things."（对不起，你是想让我关心吗？因为说实话，我已经达到了每天关心事物的配额。）
Wow, your new haircut is... unique. I bet you'll be the only one at the party with a mullet in 2022."（哇，你的新发型真...独特。我打赌你将是2022年聚会上唯一留着莫霍克头的人。）
Thanks for the unsolicited advice, I was just wondering how I could complicate my life even more."（谢谢你不请自来的建议，我正想知道如何让我的生活变得更复杂呢。）
I love spending time with my in-laws. It's like a free trip to the torture museum, but without the historical significance."（我喜欢和我的姻亲在一起，就像免费参观了一个折磨博物馆，但没有历史意义。）
Yeah, I'm totally fine with doing all the work while you sit back and relax. After all, what's a team effort without someone being the martyr?"（是的，我完全没问题，你坐着休息，我来做所有的工作。毕竟，如果没有一个人充当烈士，团队合作还有什么意义呢？）
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